Holding out for a billionaire
Christmas has come early for singletons Mercy and Sonya, who have been glued to their computer screens studying the brand new Forbes list of billionaires in their attempt to shop online for a husband - a more desperate form of Googling, if you like, complete with a "hunt the husband" map. Prince Alwaleed comes in at a rocking 8 on the list with $20 billion. Abdulaziz Al Ghurair, at No.77, is worth $6.9 bn.
Sonya's been sussing out the male talent in Internet and Media City and has come to a belated conclusion. "By default, I just don't find sales guys sexy - they're just too Brylcreem. I want my billionaire to be able to pick up an axe and kill a rogue bear, not worry that the animal would crush his hairstyle in its big bear paw. Or even just stare the rogue bear in the eye for a while and then snarl at it in a menacing fashion."
An interesting theory, but its validity is somewhat reduced by the fact that Sonya recently admitted to teen fantasies about Jim Davidson and Bobby Davro.
Sonya's been sussing out the male talent in Internet and Media City and has come to a belated conclusion. "By default, I just don't find sales guys sexy - they're just too Brylcreem. I want my billionaire to be able to pick up an axe and kill a rogue bear, not worry that the animal would crush his hairstyle in its big bear paw. Or even just stare the rogue bear in the eye for a while and then snarl at it in a menacing fashion."
An interesting theory, but its validity is somewhat reduced by the fact that Sonya recently admitted to teen fantasies about Jim Davidson and Bobby Davro.
posted by snow white at 10:40 PM
3 Comments:
The more interesting list is the one for who will be on the Forbes Billionaire list in 2008 ...that way you get them on the way up and if it all goes horribly wrong you get to take 50% of the wedge that he made while you made him "the man he became"!
Only $6.9 billion............not worth fighting for is it.............gotta have at least a kazillion bucks & even then, I bet he'll still leave the toilet seat up...................................
The love letters are so bloody annoying really!
Boy I bet that love letter rocked your world!
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