A touch of Frost

Frosty, Dubai's favourite media tartlet until he went back to UK, has decided to supplement his freelance writing career with a new part-time job. He's enlisted as a male "companion" on a premium website. The site, which we'll call Platinum Escorts, simply because the proxy won't let me confirm the URL, offers entertainment from a host of top-quality dates.

Frosty can't see the problem: "You don't have to do anything at the end of the evening, and you get paid far more for chat and flattery than for churning out articles for substandard magazines." Well, if it pays more and hurts less, why not?