A day filled with zero romance
I hate Valentine's Day. The concept doesn't work on any level: if you're single, it'll make you depressed or worried you have a stalker. If you're coupled up, it's either a waste of money, or you get into trouble for forgetting / not giving a nice enough present / booking a swanky enough restaurant / honestly answering the question "does my bum look big in this".
However you look at it, it's one day a year that is guaranteed to go as limp as the cheap red roses from the petrol station forecourt. And this year, my February 14 hit a new record low when I was stood up by my gay best friend. Enough said.
However you look at it, it's one day a year that is guaranteed to go as limp as the cheap red roses from the petrol station forecourt. And this year, my February 14 hit a new record low when I was stood up by my gay best friend. Enough said.
posted by snow white at 10:44 PM
3 Comments:
Conclusion: you don't own shares in Hallmark.
;)
Valentine's Day is for suckers. You missed nothing!
bah. christmas and birthdays are bad enough, if I ever find a "special someone" they won't need to get given a fancy bouquet of red roses, they'd already know I loved them and I wouldn't need some stupid day in february to prove it.
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