Get stuffed ....

Life just isn't fair for Amber, who is constantly fighting the urge to shove skinny women down the drainpipes at Media City. Her case isn't helped by the fact that in the vicinity of her office is a pizza-guzzling part-time model.

Amber is battling a second urge - to stuff her face with Cinnabons - after the latest travesty. "Today she's chomping down a Big Mac and large fries. Unfortunately, she seems really nice, which is a real pain in the (tiny size 0) butt - according to the sister code, I have to hate her."