That's not hen-tertainment

Clover and I have been charged with organising a hen night in Dubai: a challenge at best, since strippers, battery-operated toys and serious hi-jinks are all ruled out by the less-than-cosmopolitan rules on decency in Dubai.

In addition, the Hen has also laid down some fairly restrictive guidelines:
1. No outfits
2. No games
3. No dares

For someone that is getting married in Vegas, something doesn't quite add up .....