Air apparent

Before even leaving the house today, I've discovered two things that have made me realise that maybe my life's actually verging on normal.

eBay is auctioning off jars of "celebrity breath", including from Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

The terrorist detention camp at Guantanamo Bay has been piloting a new method to break suspects. Whenever the prisoners nod off, the guards apparently drop water on their head and blast out tunes by Christina Aguilera until they crack. A mix of Chinese water torture and plain bad taste?